a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside
my parents fucking lied
talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex.
Just with you though (via deliriosity)
yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country