people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
i don’t care how a child is dressed or how mature their body is, they are a CHILD and they don’t need to be sexualized. thanks
someone: are you crying?
use this as your ringtone for when your mom calls
not being at comic con like
i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.
hi, yes please don’t do that. please don’t have some guy that we don’t know come and bang on the doors and windows of my house, plz. maybe you should, you know, come in the house yourself since you were the one looking for your daughter and technically you kinda live here.
I’m sorry, do I make you uncomfortable with my hairy legs?
Well, my mom might be getting a new dog today. I’m not sure how to feel about it, but I guess we’ll see how it goes over. The lady is supposed to be here in like 10 minutes with the dog.